I can quit any time... just not today...

Coffee.

"Vitamin C."

Christian Crack.

...and it just so happens that there are health benefits that derive from moderate coffee drinking.

...ahhhhh...unfortunately, I don't drink moderate amounts of coffee.

But I have an excuse! Full-time pastor, full-time tentmaker, and full-time husband. Three full-time jobs in only 24-hours...

Step off, man; I need my coffee.